I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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