I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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