Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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