y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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