You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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