wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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