porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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