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anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My friends, they love my intelligence
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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