When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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