I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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