I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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