you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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