so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
God, I missed his penis.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
