The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
i now understand why vodka
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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