dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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