Plan B is the new Plan A
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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