Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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