HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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