I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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