I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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