Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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