no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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