Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
