i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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