I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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