I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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