i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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