PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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So squirting runs in the family.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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