I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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