I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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