my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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