your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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