I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Randomize