Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize