And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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