Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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