that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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