3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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