I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
please don't ironically join a cult
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