Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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