they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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