she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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