I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
