they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize
