i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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