this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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