Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
