I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
