I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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