Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Everything about him screamed your future.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I DEMAND FORESKIN
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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