Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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