haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Such a big mess for such a small penis
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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