Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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