I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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