i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
God, I missed his penis.
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